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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

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If our dogs or cats ate/drank anything they weren’t supposed to (mostly did it  with dogs and chocolate) we would give them peroxide so that they’d throw it up. That’s mainly if you catch it when it happened. 

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These lovable cat-themed sweets were made by Caroline, a Japanese housewife. She creates them annually on Cat’s Day — February 22. The cat-shaped sweets are nerikiri: a traditional Japanese sweet made by mixing sweet white bean paste and glutinous rice. Caroline tints and sculpts them into various shapes and styles; then puts them on pancakes and doughnuts as edible decorations. They’re just too cute to eat!

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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  • 1. What is you middle name?

  • 2. How old are you?

  • 3. What is your birthday?

  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?

  • 5. What is your favorite color?

  • 6. What's your lucky number?

  • 7. Do you have any pets?

  • 8. Where are you from?

  • 9. How tall are you?

  • 10. What shoe size are you?

  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • 12. What was your last dream about?

  • 13. What talents do you have?

  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?

  • 15. Favorite song?

  • 16. Favorite movie?

  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?

  • 18. Do you want children?

  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?

  • 20. Are you religious?

  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

  • 24. Baths or showers?

  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?

  • 26. Have you ever been famous?

  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

  • 28. What type of music do you like?

  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?

  • 32. How big is your house?

  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?

  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?

  • 36. Favorite clean word?

  • 37. Favorite swear word?

  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

  • 39. Do you have any scars?

  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

  • 41. Are you a good liar?

  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?

  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?

  • 45. What is your favorite accent?

  • 46. What is your personality type?

  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?

  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?

  • 50. Left or right handed?

  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?

  • 52. Favorite food?

  • 53. Favorite foreign food?

  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?

  • 55. Most used phrased?

  • 56. Most used word?

  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?

  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?

  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?

  • 62. Are you a good singer?

  • 63. Biggest Fear?

  • 64. Are you a gossip?

  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?

  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

  • 68. Favorite school subject?

  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?

  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

  • 71. What makes you nervous?

  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?

  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

  • 74. Are you ticklish?

  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?

  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?

  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?

  • 79. Who was your first real crush?

  • 80. How many piercings do you have?

  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"

  • 82. How fast can you type?

  • 83. How fast can you run?

  • 84. What color is your hair?

  • 85. What color is your eyes?

  • 86. What are you allergic to?

  • 87. Do you keep a journal?

  • 88. What do your parents do?

  • 89. Do you like your age?

  • 90. What makes you angry?

  • 91. Do you like your own name?

  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

  • 94. What are you strengths?

  • 95. What are your weaknesses?

  • 96. How did you get your name?

  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?

  • 98. Do you have any scars?

  • 99. Color of your bedspread?

  • 100. Color of your room?

Honest MBTI Stereotypes

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ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them at all times; don’t take them to museums if you ever want to come out again.
INTP: That one guy hiding in their room trying to calculate exactly how much bigger the TARDIS is on the inside.
INFP: Starry-eyed idealist, so caring and sweet they might just rot your teeth out.
INTJ: 50% standoffishness, 50% being right all the time, 100% better than you.
INFJ: Spends half their time delivering melodramatic heroic monologues and the other half attempting to purify the ground they walk on.
ESTJ: 100% committed to their life partner, the rulebook.
ESFJ: Happy to make you happy to make them—could potentially create a feeling paradox.
ESTP: Probably Kanye West.
ESFP: The golden retriever you always wanted, except in human form.
ENTP: Would probably blow up the world to calculate shrapnel velocity.
ENFP: Like a bottle of fizzy soda, except with more righteousness.
ENTJ: Like an INTJ, just better at hiding the fact that they’re an asshole.
ENFJ: The world’s mother hen. May also be running ten cults of worship behind your back.

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